You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick

*from the movie Fight Club*

With a gun barrel between your teeth you speak only in vowels

*from the movie FIGHT CLUB*

I dont like your shirt take it off

*somethin i told a guy*

Im not short im fun sized!

(GINGERBREAD MAN) The perfect man: cute,quite,& sweet but If he goes stale you can always bite his head off

I lie for you ill cry for you, you know this girl right here would die for you

idk where i got it from

Me: just got out of the shower
bf: are u all clean now then?
me: everywhere accept the mind :)

Never leave the one u luv for the one that u like cause the one u like will leave u for the one that they luv

*not mine but so true*

This isnt a quote

for all the gurls who say stuff about their friendz all ways bein there & best friendz should come before guyz...wut if ur best friend is a guy ?¿?¿

Diamonds are pretty & so are pearls but nuttins betta then us mexican gurlz

*no offense to anyone,i just thought it wuz cute*