Guns don't kill people...
But they sure make it easy

I am at one with my duality...

Baby, im like a $100 bill
you want me in your pants

You seem like a blanket
because i wanna be covered by you

You won't be safe in my house
there's a tiger in the bed

Doc ive been feeling a little paranoid!

I know!

Really?? How?

ohh...you parents, friends, and co-workers all told me

Two whales were swimming and saw a boat

so they go and blow bubbles under the boat

After the whale said to eat the sailors

the girl whale said no, i did the blow job but i refuse to eat the sea men

*from a joke book*

I like escalators
because the can never break
they can only become stairs

"sorry of the convenience"
-Mitch Hedberg

Friendly Fire
isn't....

Why is it old men declare war
yet the young fight our war...

have you ever lost your child?