Stupidity is in the eyes of the beholder

Boredum kicks in kick it in the a**

A lost lover is a black heart’s pain maker.

Of at first you do succeed don't look so astonished.

Life is to short to live caged up. So live life to the fullest. No matter the cost.

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

You’re one pancake short of a stack.

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

It is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't

Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me.