Preserve the spotted owl.
(in Formaldehyde)

Doctor Bell,
Fell down the well,
And broke his collar bone.
A doctor should,
Attend the sick,
And leave the well alone!!!

I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.

The early bird catches the worm, but weasles dont get sucked up by jet engines.

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them.

-Fully Metal Jacket

I often want to drown my sorrows, but i can't get my husband to go swimming.

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.

Look how bored i am.

See?

The journey of love is an arduous trek. My love grows for you as you bleed from your neck...
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-Valentine.

If they ever tell my story, let them say
Men rise and fall like the winter wheat,
But these names will never die.
Let them say I lived in the time of hector, tamer of horses.
Let them say, I lived in the time of Achilles.

-A Trojan