*convo between me and mi m8*

Me:hey do u think if i jumped off a cliff witha umbrella it would save me???
Sam:ummm no ud probly fall to the bottom and die hahaha

*actual convo after we drank to much *

*conversation between me and my friend

Sam:quick tell me something intelligent
Me: ohhh ohhh pick me i know...oranges are orange
Sam:wow i did not know that

You dont know how much you love someone until they leave you and find another. It makes you remember how much you need them and how much you lovwe them

I knok your feet must hurt because you've been running through my mind all day

WHY DO THEY SAY THE HEART IS STRONG WHEN IT BREAKS SO EASY

You can win me
you can lose me
but never try to use me

Never leave your true friends
because they will never leave you
no matter what happens
your true friends will always be there

I promise i will never forget the day we met
the sky may fall and the stars may too
but in the end i wil still love you

Never make someone your everything because when they have gone you'll have nothing