Guy: god made grass man made booze who do you trust?
Girl: Man, as i can't trust something i cant see, thats why don't trust love.

(she says sumthing stupid)
Her:God I'm SO Blonde Sometime.
Him:Your A Retard, But Thats Why I Love You So Much.
Her: Really?
Him: Yea :D, I Love You
Her: AWWW I Love You Too

Me n my bf were together for 3 months then broken up for a month n he slept with another girl, he then wanted me bk and i took him back, im finding it hard to deal with....
advice please

Kat: Do Chickens Hve C**ks?
Me: I Don't No, They Must Hve Otherwise How Do They Hve Sex? We Shud Ask Our Biology Teacher.....WAIT!!!! NO Chickens Don't Hve C**ks 'Coz They r Females, Roosters Hve The C**cks
An Actually Convo

Its Not My Fault
You Make Me Love You :D

I told you to ask her out coz i thought i would be ok with it.
im gr8 i asked her out you said
im happy for you i said

i was lying.

MEN. You cant live with them and you cant ..... no thts it

Your with her talking and laughing.
I come over and see what im missing.
She goes off with you.
And my hearts on the floor.

How come you can go out and make someone fall in love with you when the person who already loves you is right here...

Tears are just words the heart can't say....