When life gives you lemons find somone who's life is giving them vodka and have a party!

*okay, so this isnt exactly mine, but i like it enough anywayz!*

Bras are like friends....close to your heart, and they give you a lift when needed

Love is like war...
Easy to start,
Impossible to forget

Monkeys WILL take over the world....its only a matter of time

All is fair in love and war.......
unless your a teenage girl fighting for love in a world full of men just trying to oppress women

My friend is better than yours, so stick that in your juice box and suck on it!

This guy shouldn't have this much control over what i do or dont do....so why does he?

I tell my friends im over him, i tell my self im over him....all through the weekend i say that i am over him......then comes monday and it starts all over again

Love: the irrisistable desire to be irrisistably desired

Be yourself.......

would you rather be hated for who you ARE, or loved for you you're NOT?