Quotes by KeyxMashingxParody

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  • Life is a single bullet,
    If you don't you use it soon enough,
    Death will take your life,
    And fate will control you.

    -Liz-
    (hope you can understand this)

    17 years ago
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  • After loving someone for so long...
    How could you possibly catch your breath?

    -Liz-

    17 years ago
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  • Put down your pride,
    Hug your daughter.
    Tell her she's perfect,
    Tell her you love her....
    For once.

    -Liz-

    16 years ago
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  • Cursing the skies, for they hate me,
    Screaming at the seas, for they despise me.
    Living through hell, for it burns me,
    Loving every second, pain drives me...

    16 years ago
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  • Though your mouth speaks stutters, and your heart beats skip... You can still free your emotions, with the crack of love's whip.

    16 years ago
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  • God Said: "Let there be light."
    Chuck Norris said: "Say Please."

    15 years ago
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  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

    xD lol had to.

    15 years ago
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  • If conducting countless careless conveniences counts as commands, then why do countless careless commands conduct conveniences?

    =P

    15 years ago
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  • Fools are only foolish when fooled.

    (poem quote, "Foolish Complexities")

    15 years ago
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  • If you throw a cat out of your car window, does it become cat litter?

    xD BWAHAH

    15 years ago
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