An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Never knew I could feel like this
Like Ive never seen the sky before
Want to vanish inside ur kiss
Listen to my heart, can u hear it sing
Telling me to give u everything
Seasons may change, winter to spring
But I love u until the end of time

Love: a force greater than jealousy and stronger than hate.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

-- Martin, age 10

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

- - Curt, age 7