Quotes by *Courtney*

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  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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  • You caught my eye...Can I have it back please?

    17 years ago
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  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else!

    17 years ago
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  • When the officer says: "Gee son you're eyes look red - have you been drinking?" It's allowable for your own satisfaction to respond: Gee officer your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

    17 years ago
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  • In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light

    17 years ago
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  • My mother told me not to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself anymore.

    17 years ago
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  • Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself

    17 years ago
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  • Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory

    17 years ago
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  • It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"

    17 years ago
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  • Yeah men were created 1st.
    But don't you always make a rough copy before you make the master piece?

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