Recording:

I am not available right now but
Thank you for caring enough to call
I am making some changes in my life
Please leave a message after the
Beep If I do not return your call
You are one of the changes.

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

Can't You See It When I Look Into Your Eyes...? I Love You

Jay Leno: With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country, and with the threat terrorist attacks, Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

God made man before woman so as to give him time to
think
Of an answer for her first question.

The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.

Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without
your glasses.