People Like You Are The Reason We Have Middle Fingers

To Put It Nicely, I Hope You Choke

~From First To Last, Populace In Two~

~Also Where I Got My Name~

If I Ever Write A Book, Don't Be Surprised If Your Name Comes Up A Billion Trillion Times

I Want To Be Like The Girls In The Movies Who Have A Man So In Love With Them That It Makes Them Fall To Their Knees

Oh, Them?

Yeah, I'd Lie For Them.
Cry For Them.
Take A Bullet For Them.
And Just Straight-Up Die For Them.

Because They're My Best Friends.

Sarcasm

Just One More Service I Offer

Someone Came Up To Me And Asked Me Why I Loved You, And Before I Could Answer, My Friend Put Her Hand Over My Mouth And Said "Don't Even Get Her Started"

Anxiety! At The Pub

I Was Panicking At The Disco, But It Got Too Crowded

Just Because You Paint The Picture, Doesn't Mean It Fits The Frame

I Can't Pretend To Be Who You Want Me To Be. I'm Sorry, I Only Know How To Be Me