When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

You know you're a mexican when you share the same social security number with all of your amigos

Why is it when im in a hurry all the lights are red. and when im not all the light are green??

and why is it when i need a parking, theres no parking. and when i leave theres a lot of available parking??

Why do ppl always wish to win the lottery yet they never buy a ticket??

The best way to keep your secret is without help.

People need love even when they do not deserve it

Love makes life so confusing,
but without love would you really want to live?

A part of you has grown in me,
together forever we shall be,
never apart,
maybe in distance,
but not in heart

It doesnt matter what language u use to tell me u love me, as long as u mean it

I hate you
cuz you hate me
lets get together and kill barney
with a great big punch and a kick from me to you
wont you say u hate him too