Ignorance isnt bliss,
Its stupiditys cousin.

Not acknowledging the elephant in the middle of the room is what we do best

My daughter was going to give you the gift of her virgininity tonight. would you be ever so kind and decline?

Im not a retard...
im just a very special girl...

It was when i sat back and looked at the stars i began to wonder...
WHERE THE HELL IS MY ROOF!