Friend1:whats wrong?
friend2:my underwear!!!
friend1:what about it???
friend2:its giving me a wedgie!!!
friend1:what kind is it?
friend2:a thong!!

I walked into a pole stairing strait at it!

true story!

YOU PPL SHOULD LIKE READ MY POEMS AND COMENT THEM AND ILL DO THE SAME 4 YOU!plz plz plz!

"i have to take a major yes"
as the french say it!...(weewee)

A good friend conferts you when you cry...
but a best friend already has a shovel to bury the *itch who made you cry in the first place!

A good friend helps you up when you fall...
but a best friend laughs and trips you again!

Roses are red
violets are blue
im over you
so boo flippen hoo

This is a dark quote!the horror!ahhh

A poem is not a poem unless it has meaning...
like a kid in the sun to a heart broke teen bleeding!

Why is it when a guy cheats on a girl hes known as a "PIMP"...but when a girl cheats on a guy shes known as a "SLUT..HOE..SKANK..and so on"?