Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land

The secret to happiness in lower your expectaions to the point where they are already met

Drugs are my anti-drug

If it wasnt for that horse i never would have made it through that year of college ...
that is one of those things that if you think about it for too long then your brain will literally ooze out of your ears
think of ways that it could of been

Remember that you will die

I pwn you therefore my opinion>yours

Will Eat For Food

A Truly Wise Person Knows That He Knows Nothing