"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you"

"I wanted to betray her. I gave her everything and it meant nothing to her. I hated her for loving someone else. I wanted her to hurt, I wanted her to be punished... and I almost got her killed..."

"Give up the money-- or the last thing you see will be your heart in my hand."

"I don't give up my heart to just anyone"

"All these years I've spent living to destroy you, thinking that, only if I can give you the same pain that you gave me, I'd be rid of it. And then I do. And nothing changes. I don't feel better. Just empty"

"Heathens to the left of me, Infidels to the right. Next thing youll be telling me youre not virgins...gasp"

"I was married at the time."

"Well we all have our little excuses."

"Virgins only"

"Is it written on my forehead?!"

"I hope I never disappoint you"

"Impossible"

"...I've learned that anything is possible"

"So you're saying that today is actually yesterday for you. But for us today is today because we can't remember that yesterday was today, right?"

"Rise and shine, everyone!"

"...I'll rise... but I refuse to shine"

"I had the score of a decade. Then you show up and not only wreck it, but you make me look bad in front of my woman!"

"Well, ain't love a bi#$!"