Archangel Michael:"Are you insane?!"
Xena:"Depends who you talk to"

"Any fool can risk his life. It takes a hero to risk his heart"-Xena

"For many years, I walked in Xena's shadow. She taught me something. It's warmer standing in the sun"-Gabrielle

Ares: "You'll always be a goodie two shoes"

Gabrielle: "Yeah, but with a really big sword"

Aphrodite:"Oweeee! What's with the attitude?! I let you sleep in mytemple. I show real concern for your insomnia, and you treat me like I'm a rash where the sun don't shine"

"Did you see the guy they want me to marry?"

"He looks like a gentle soul, that's rare in a man."

"It's not the gentle part I have a problem with, it's the dull, stupid part."

"You do one thing, one good thing for no other reason than you know its right, that's the first step."

"I'm not that strong."

"Did I hurt you?"

"No, no, loving every minute of it."

"Sometimes the best man for the job... is a woman"

"No, look, you promise me, if something happens to me, you will not become a monster. There's only one way to end this cycle of hatred, and it's through love and forgiveness"