I tried to sniff coke once....but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose

Person 1--"can i ask you a question?"
Person 2-- "didn't really give me a choice there, now did ya sunshine?"

Having the love of your life break up with you and say "we can still be friends" is lyk your dog dying and your mom saying "we can still keep it."

Haha, thats striaght up gay
hey, i so just said both in one sentence!!

*said to me by a friend. we were talkin about what guys do wrong*

&&she is a perfect girl with a perfect kiss. and perfect scars on her perfect wrists

I dont blame you for being you....but you can't blame me for hating it.

I did it because i can, i can because i want to...and i want to because YOU said i couldn't