Mary had a little lamb, her face was white as snow, and every where that Mary went, I was sure to go. Now Mary's got a problem

I love the way you kiss me all night
Whenever my past is offering a fight
The way that you hold me when I get scared
The way you let me know you always cared

You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

Take note, a wise fish once told the world to, "Just keep swimming"

Well Ian, its kinda hard to search any where else. I mean, theres school and there is home and I REALLY dont want to find a boyfriend at my house...

Oh look, a falling star!!
Quick, make a wish and blow it out!

It's about waking up and realizing that at some point in the past we've gone to the toilet and thrown up our dreams without even realizing that society has stuck it's fingers down our throat.

Friends are like potatoes... If you eat them they will die..

Go stradle a Narwal, you chlorinated gene pool

Everyone thinks that it's every girl's dream to find the perfect guy... in reality, it's every girls dream to eat without getting fat