Brunette: I was listening to Eminem last night.
Blonde: You were listening to CANDY?!?!?!?!

haha. kinda sad that this actually happened.. only me and my friends... *shakes head and walks away* lolz

I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!!!

Why do we kill people,
Who kill people,
To show people,
That killing people,
Is wrong?????

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, would it be considered a hostage situation????

I have the kind of friends, that if my house was burning down they would be there roasting s'mores and hitting on the hot fireman... and i would be right there with them! lmao. ily chy chy!!!!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "its because your gay isnt it???"

I good friend will bail you out of jail.
But a best friend will be right there beside you saying "That was friggin awsome!!!"

A good friend will say, "you deserve better"
But a best friend will call him and say, "you will die in seven days!"

I have this nagging suspicion that everyone is out to make me paranoid...

Your just jealous cuz the voices only talk to me!