You're about as useful as tits on a nun

You can't spell Bullsh*t without B, U, S, & H

Life is devine chaos

"Tell me a lie" she said "i love you" he said

After a year of therapy my psychitrest said "well maybe life isn't for everyone"

I'm a psyco purple Bananananananananananananananananana!!

I want to run away just to see how far I could get before someone found me.

I want a razor blade just to prove to myself I don't need it anymore.

I'm still tempted to meet with people I met on the Internet just to prove to myself they aren't all bad

I don't want people to focus on me but I crave attention