Chocolate, shopping, best friends, and, ice cream make everything better!

No guy is worth a friendship!

Two hits is all it takes to beat someone up:
Me hitting you:
You hitting the floor.

If my heart is always broken, then this heart ache will always hurt this much

Friends don't end....the friendSHIPS do

You say it's over, but why do u still stare at me, but why am i still staring at you to see if you're staring back?

Friend 1: Remeber in 2nd grade when you said "you're butt jiggles when you run?"
Friend 2: No!"

:D u know who u r jiggles. lul

'Why is that plastic man riding that plastic cow? '
'He was made for the cow, he has weird plastic, things on his boots'
'That just looks gross get it away!'

If you read the T.V. guide then there is no sense in watching T.V.

Did you hear that?
That was my heart breaking,
into a million pieces