Quotes by CaNdy GuRl

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  • Milk,Milk,Lemonaid around the corner fudge is made

    ~~say this fast and it is funny lol~~

    17 years ago
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  • I told you i loved you and then you said if i was i flower you would pick me first and it made me feel all warm and loved on the inside ^-^

    17 years ago
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  • Me and my little cousin was walking down a hospital hall and she saw a sign that said ICU and she grabbed onto my leg i said whats wrong and she said that sign said I C U she thought that someone was watching her

    17 years ago
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  • Life aint like burger king,
    you cant always have it your way ,
    so get over it.

    17 years ago
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  • Your my best friend and i love you like a zebra loves strips...lol hehe

    17 years ago
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  • Funny wisdom

    man who laugh last did not get the joke

    17 years ago
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  • Omg you where like WEEE!!!
    i was like WEE!!!
    we were like wee...

    ~~say the 1st 2 lines fast n the last one slow n it is somewhat amussing~~

    17 years ago
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  • Bum bump aint it great to be crazy?
    bum bump aint it great to be crazy?
    bum bump aint it great to be crazy?
    bum bump aint it great to be just like us!!!

    ~~sing the 1st three lines then yell out the last one its great~~

    17 years ago
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  • Im the one that my parents warned me about

    17 years ago
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  • Today i was at walmart and on this little new born babys shirt it said "my parents did it for me" i was like wtf n started bursting out laughing

    17 years ago
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