If when life gives you a lemon, you make lemonade.... what are you supposed to do when life gives you a baby?????

All's fair in love and war, nothing's fair in life.

Those who think one person is their key to happiness are foolish and selfish because when that one person betrays them, and they kill themselves, the real causes of their happiness are the ones crying for them

Curiosity killed the cat but it HAD 9 lives and with that many to spare who wouldn't spend a few on curiosity?

When you're dressed for success but lost in the closet what's the point?

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can break my heart

Love is a battlefield... sex is an atomic bomb.

If the world is black and white my favorite color is purple!!!!

I learn from my mistakes.. that doesn't mean i want to make them.

When death knocks at the door greet him, then kick his ass all the way back to hell.