Top ten reasons i procrastinate
1.

Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck,
llama llama cheesecake llama, tablet brick potato
llama, llama llama mushroom llama, llama llama duck!

***im not as think as you drunk i am!!!

Love is like a flower it lives,it grows, it dies

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

no offense to anyone just thought it was funny (not directed towards anyone!)

**** It doesnt hurt to hurt****
*dont kill the time you have to live*
*confusion is key*