The only mistake in loving someone is not telling them the extent of that love in that moment that it is born... Love will not stick around even for a second of untruth.

When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it is a pretty certain sign that she has his.

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die

I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself, and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying

When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic

I've never had major knee surgery on any part of my body

As if crying tears for you is not enough, you have to break my soul as well as my heart

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth