The iPod: the only thing guys brag about being the smallest.

"im bringin sexy back"
"psst, when was sexy gone? and why are YOU the one to bring it back?"

A wise girl kisses but doesnt love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before she is left.
-marilyn monroe

Shut up voices! or ill poke you with a q-tip again!

I had my soul removed to make room for all this sarcasm.

A girl only needs three things in her life: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and friends to pick her up when the first two make her hit the ground.

Just blast some music so we can dance like retards and sing like were on crack.

We do act retarded, dance like we have to pee, and talk like were mentally challenged, but thats who we are: best friends forever.

You have the right to remain stupid, anything you say can and will be ignored.

The more friends you have the more problems youll see, cause everyone in your life talks when you cant see.