Life's a vacuum; it sucks. It's up to you to flick that switch in reverse.

We're pathetic, yet we're awesome. We're pathetically awesome!

My friends and I are so cool; we say we'll remember an inside joke forever, only to forget it when another comes along, and then remember the first one an hour later. Yeah, be jealous.

We are all different, but in that way we are all the same.

I don't fit in, and I love every bit of it.

We are all hypocrites, so if we say someone else is one we just make it true even more.