If i died today, would you remember me tomorrow?

They say i have A.D.D but some people just dont under - OH LOOK! A DOG WITH A POOFY TAIL!

Spoon fighting: learn it, fear it, obey it

Well, i never saw that coming but i should've started running a long time ago

HUG AID: we give free hugs to the poor, the worthless and the ugly!

I'm just another one of Frankenstein's creations

I don't suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it!

You never really realise what you've got until it's gone

You look like a hundred dollars tonight, all green and wrinkly!

I don't need a GUY to make me complete, my friends take up that job