The fool man waits for inspiration.
The wise man creates it.

God is and always has been broadcasting His message, we just have to fine tune ourselves to receive it.

You learn best when you learn yourself... but you don't always want to learn that way.

Qualities take time to test them.

If beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, then God must find us wonderfully beautiful.

What is an unpractical joke?

This makes me spit nickels... with inflation, quarters.

It's not like horseshoes and hand grenades; it doesn't count if you miss.

Oh, I wish time came in a box
and life came in a jar
Waste them both and get more
we all could go so far

Twice as slow, and half as fast.