**If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.**

-didn't make up-

This was on a sign at a church...it was this summer, about 90 degrees outside.

"And you think it"s hot here?"
-God

**Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present.**

-didn't make up-

**Guys are like port-o-potties. The good ones are taken and the bad ones are full of crap.**

-didn't make up-

**A true friend never gets in your way unless you're going down**

-Arnold H. Glasgow-

**Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.**

-Maryon Pearson-

**We may fight and we may cry, but my love for you will never die**

-Johnny Bennett-

**If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.**

-Winnie The Pooh-

**Even the best fall down sometimes.**

-from an icon I have-

**People use duct tape to fix everything...God used nails**

- a logo on a shirt I have-