You took me by surprise.
I saw you on Facebook...

You make me feel so happy
Even though you're blue...

I wish I could meet just one straight man
Who'd prove they're not just all the same...

I wish he wouldn't talk to me
Except I wish he would...

You can wh0re yourself as much as you like
No matter what way you were in the past...

My fingers hid
In his dark hair...

The small child reaches down, down, down,
And carefully he plucks a poppy, red and black...

You know what I've been through
You know how I hurt...

I don't know what I'll do today.
Be miserable, I suppose...

Down in a dungeon dreary, while Snape pondered...
Over a grisly and gruesome volume of forgotten...

In a haze of alcohol
I stumble to your bed...

'Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves,
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves...