If I woke up next to you every day,
I would be more of a morning person.

When I die i give my friend permission to change my status to "is chillin' with jesus"

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.

Your ex: you will never find anyone like me
you: that's the point :)

Its funny how a girl with bleached hair, fake nails,
knock-off purses, & an unnatural tan;
can complain that she can't find a real man