It took me a good minute, but iim finally dead ...

Laying on the bathroom floor, with a note next to me written in blood saying: "its not you, its me"..... thats my fantasy ...

Im the kinda of girl thats sick of the kind of grls like me ... hiding who they are inside for everyone else ... im sick of everyone else

Its not lyf until ur stuggling to live ...

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

--simpsons

Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!

--simpsons

---lmao

Some days ur the bug ........ other days ur the windshield, and then the wipers come on

<=>ii wish mii lawn was emo, so iit wld cut itself<=>

--ii suck at lyf but iim wicked cool--

U make me throw up a little