None of us are virgins.

Life has screwed us all.

The early bird may get the worm..

But the late mouse gets the cheese.

Eagles may soar-
But weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Loved by some.
Hated by many.
Envied by most-
Yet wanted by plenty.

Blondes are lucky...

Brunettes don't have an excuse to act stupid.

Love is like quick sand...
Its easy to get in to..
But hard to get out of..

Talking is the *second* best thing you can do with you're lips...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water...

God knows what they did up there, they came back with a daughter!

Little Seaguls in the sky
Dropping things from way up high
Angry Kate wips her eye-
Very glad that cows don't fly.

Your in my heart
Your in my mind
Your only the best-
And one of a kind.