Darkness is life, light is death.

Wise man once say, don't step in stuff.

Scars are forever to make sure we never forget.

When you french kiss a vampire you risk lip and tongue injury.
~Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Series

All the good guys are either taken, gay, or fictional characters.

If he catches you staring, at least you know he was looking back.

"I'm in the mood for food."

There's a fine line between pain and pleasure.

Well, I better shut up before I annoy you but hey, that's what best friends are for right? Now come here so I can electricute you...

I may have diabetes, but I'm old so I'll die soon anyway. For now, I'm gonna eat what I want, when I want it.