Stop breaking my heart!! I'm almost out of tape...

"are you alright?"
...why do people always ask you that when the answer is obviously no?

It's an unwritten rule that no woman can ever find anything in her purse in less than 12 minutes.

Change is the only constant in life

Some boys are just too clueless for their own good.

"Go get me an animal. I'm half naked and I can't move." -my best friend

I love you like bread on butter.