A GOOD friend will there for you when ur sad n crying.

But a TRUE friend won't be becaus ethey'll be out with the whole posse looking to beat up the person who made you cry!

Its not YOU its ME, errr well...now that i think about it....yeah, yeah my bad...its You.

WOW....your stupidity never seaces to amaze me.

Ya see what had happened was....

" I will effing stab you, you computer phone lady! "

* Red Vs. Blue, Church on the answering machine. *

Ans. mch. lady- "To end your message...please press 11."
Church- " THERE IS NO EFFING 11 YOU EFFING w*ORE!!"

SHUT UP!! STOP TALKING!! you're raping my ear you azzhole!!!

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.