Chicken: "you go first..."
Cat: " no you go..."
Chicken: " no..."
Cat: "chicken!!!!"
Chicken: " Pussy!!!!"

Having a guy dump you and say "We can still be friends"
Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want for them is to be happy....even if its not with you

Of all the friends I've ever met, you're the one I won't forget and if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

A man approached a little girl and asked:

"What is love?"
The little girl replied;
"It's when you tell a boy you like his shirt,
and he wears it everyday."

Dear Heart,

I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

They should invent a waterproof pillow.

Life is like a beautiful melody,
only the lyrics are messed up.

Love is giving someone the power to destroy you,
but trusting them not to.

Out of all your lies
''I love you''
was my favorite.