We have a communication problem and I don't wanna talk about it.

Science is wrong. The world revolves around you.

When I was born my mom said "Will it go with my shoes?"

No outfit is complete without a fag hag!

No means later!

Pour a glass, drink the bottle.

Calling me a fag is just pointing out the obvious...

I would love to be friends with you but now isn't a good time...

I haven't lost my virginity but it's run away from home a few times.

The more everybody's doing it the more everybody dies.