They want to watch something they can't see.

--My bf on blind people

Few women admit their age and few men act theirs.

Honey, please! You couldn't even catch an STD!

Sometimes you need to switch teams.

If you're afraid of a girly guy, you're afraid of everything.

Go what myself? Honey, If I could do that I wouldn't need a partner, would I?

I'd rather be anywhere but home right now.

What's wrong with me?

Skittles are gay pride candies: they're rainbow and fruity.

The sun shines on everyone but me.