You took advantage of my timidity. But will you take advantage of his aggression?

You messed me up for life!

See me? It's all a lie.

Treat every day like the last time you'll see me.

I don't eat the food, just the people that make it.

Your mistakes might have passed but they're written in eternal stone.

If you're so smart why do you look clueless?

I'll only trust you if you can have your hands around my neck without the urge to strangle me.

Nothing's more humourous than watching a teddy screetch in a bear trap.

Looking at your blouse, I wonder how you keep it all from poping out.