There's gonna be storms but you can stand under my umbrella.

If I fall, I'll catch myself.

You can do nothing to save me since it's too late.

A guy with a big mouth is just small everywhere else.

The only reason you don't swim is because it's never been a half hour since you last ate.

I'd eat you but you're too high in fat.

Call me fat and I'll throw up on you.

After being sacrificed you could've at least said thanks.

Let's play truth or dare! Truth, do you like me? Dare, prove it.

If you're going to kill me I wish you good luck.