Girls like us
Don't come around very often you'll either grow to hare us
or learn to love us
but either way your wastin your time cuz ya can't beat us and you sure as h*ll can't join us

Why do the numbers on a phone and the numbers on a calculator go different ways?

7/5 People don't understand Fractions

If i throw a stick, Will you leave??

Role role role a joint
twist it at both ends
take a toke hold your smoke
and pass it to your friends

Smoke smoke smoke a joint
drink a sip of wine
lite it up and take a puff
and blow your f**king mind

Here I sit broken hearted.
Tried to Sh** but only farted

Day may go by.
But my feelings for you are FOREVER

There once was a man from fondu who fell alseep in a canoe he dreamed of venus and played with his penis and woke up with a hang of goo....

Pot is a plant,
That grows in the ground.
If god didn't want it,
It wouldn't be around.
So all you f**kers that don't get high,
Shut the f**k up and get it a try