Me: :Your soo awsome. we should live in a pickle tree

Rusty: well if you can find one we will live in it

i thought this was cute

Love isnt blind its retarted

Today is anti abortion day so to the supporters stay silent and wear black and red

im a supporter!

Your pretty when im drunk your pretty when im drunk your pretty when im drunk and im pretty dayum drunk!

Money cant buy u happiness but it can sure buy u alcohol and it makes me pretty dayum happy

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Me: awww steven your soo adorable!

Princess: Your moms adorable

The only reason i push u off the bed is to uck u on the floor!!

I want a mink on my back

a bear on my floor

a snake on my feet

a jaguar in my gradge

and a jack as$ to pay for it all

Thin is in but fats where its at