Boys are like carrots.
They are orange and grow in the ground!

Death...
Well ain't that just a punch in the groin!

Why is it that BROWN cows eat GREEN grass but produce WHITE milk?

Where do all the daylight saving hours go???

What will happen if someone finds a 4 leaf clover under a ladder?

I've Learnt That You Cannot Make SomeOne Love You
All You Can Do Is Stalk Them
& Hope They Panic! And Give In..

We go together like Pizza and M&M's. A perfect match you're just to scared to try it