Hey hey hey. Once apon a time Long ago...There was a dinosaur...THe end!

"[[ii LOVE HiiM O YES ii DO HES FOR ME NOT FOR YOU AND iiF BY CHANCE YOU TAKE MY PLACE iiLL TAKE MY FiiST AND SMASH YOUR FACE]]"

God must love stupid people,
he's made so many

Stupidity is when you would rather kiss her then catch me from falling off a cliff
when Im your girlfriend

I skipped tripped and fell in love with your pathetic exuces

Yeah sure I remember love
I remember the Beggining,
the Middle
and the END.

Well i was planning on taking over the world but then i got distracted my something sparkly!

Some people are like slinkies not really good for anythign but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not like the screaming, yelling passenger in his car

I loved you in the biggining,
I loved you in the end.
I loved you,
untill you kissed my bestfriend.