Me: can i keep you in my pocket?
Girl: No...
Me: can i keep you inside my heart instead? <3

No words can express how much i love you...

I dont want to fall inlove soo much because it would be very painful when the time comes that you have to leave me....</3

Whenever i think of you, i remember my dead grandma because ur face looks like her shit... :) i love you

Love is when you feel like taking a dump in your motha facka's mouth. My balls are big

To be or not to be...that is the howling cow...

The birds tell me that my pet, a used underwear, is behind the moon...

The flowering garbage is floating in thin ares...

Tofi tofing ka re...MEH!!! this is the best thing to say to your loved one <3

Loving someone is best when you eat your shit while watching an ant die because of your eye lash...i love you <3