Enemies are our only best friends because they're the only ones that seem to always mind what we are doing.

Boys are like homework, they are so hard to understand

If people say your ugly just say your a pretty gorilla

People are so boring....thats why they're reading this now! hhahha

Waiting for the right guys takes too much time thats why you flirt with the wrong ones first

When life gives you lemons throw it back bcuz it could have given you money

Haters are actually one of our lovers bcuz they think about us all the time

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Life is a b*tc*. Because if it was a s l u t it would be easy.

Yeah I was kinda sad when I saw him with another girl, but then i laughed because she was ugly.